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Madness Aggregation Madness Aggregation

Rated 5 / 5 stars

haha

You shoulda called it madness salivation, cause I was drooling over it, haha i'm probably not the first to come up with that

but i really like this one, it's a little more regular fighting and not as completely ridiculous as they sometimes are, the grappling hook was probably the coolest weapon on madness so far

also i don't really mind hank being all mutated and shit, i don't think the crab arm thing is the best weapon though, i think it makes him all big and brawny when in the past he was always cool cause of his agility


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Till death do us part Till death do us part

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow

wow, i was looking at the ipod downloads and i didn't know what this was so i was expecting some funny thing about marriage

anyways this is definitely one of the most powerful and realistic movies i've ever seen, unfortunately it's definitely not for most people but for those people who have seen it and didn't hate it just because they can't handle negative thoughts in what they've built up to be a perfect world, i think it's not only good but instead of being simple entertainment it actually goes deeper to remind you that things like this actually do happen and things like this are needed to put the world in perspective to people so we don't forget how lucky we are

so good job, you've accomplished with no words what very few books can accomplish with thousands


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Madness Inundation Madness Inundation

Rated 5 / 5 stars

i dunno if i get it but...

so it seems to me like the last one was the climax because it was the peak of the battle, and the resolution is where jesus kills hank and tricky, and then this is like the denouement where jesus deactivates the improbability drive and puts everything back to normal

but where the hell could it go from here? a whole new series of episodes? or will it just go back to pure meaningless madness?


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Recent Game Reviews


Galactic Lords Galactic Lords

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I've played a lot of similar strategy games, and this one is definitely the best implementation I've seen. The upgrades and skill tree are well done and allow the player to cater their strengths to a specific play style (mine was quick expansion and then defense).

My only complaint is that it was fairly easy and over too quickly. The difficulty ramps up well at first and requires you to get some extra experience and skills to win, but the last 5 opponents all went down on my first try. Some of the skills are really interesting, but I was only level 10 when I beat the king so I didn't get to try any of them out against a tough opponent. It would be better if there were higher difficulty levels that give your opponents more skills to make them tougher.



Balloon Boy Adventure Balloon Boy Adventure

Rated 5 / 5 stars

haha

i got to 8747 (with a laptop mouse) so i guess that's not bad

but i'm from fort collins and we do this all the time, so i probly shoulda done better



Canabalt Canabalt

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wonderfully simple

this is great, it's so simple but there's a lot of skill involved and it's fun to get better and better at it

it was kinda frustrating and unsatisfying at first but i knew once i got the hang of it it would be fun and it definitely is

i feel like this is the kind of game I would love on my phone or something in my pocket so when i need to kill time i could just pull it out and press one button over and over again and just jump stuff

some tips i think might help people: look ahead and jump as early as possible so that you land right after an obstacle or gap so you are ready to jump again quickly (it also helps you get through windows), and use the barrels and stuff to stop yourself from going too fast because it can get even harder if you are

the only thing i'd really like to see in the game is having it tell me my high scores on the screen that pops up when you die


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Recent Audio Reviews


Parting Ways Parting Ways

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ahh

i fucking love streetlight, i have their new cd already, but i'm still gonna go buy it when it comes out, it's freaking amazing
the song was really good, a wee bit short and nothing can match thomas kalnoky's vocals but still good