fuckin-me's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[How 2 Succeed on NG]

haha

you had me at the use of a picture of carlos mencia for a douchebag
it was great but i was kinda disappointed that there were only two tips, i really wanted more but you said there'd be more so i'll trust ya on that

[Waterlollies]

great movies

so i'm reading "a clockwork orange" and the whole brackenwood series really reminds me of it in a way, i don't know if you've ever read it but judging by your movies i'd think you'd really like it, you should eventually make bitey show a good compassionate side though, otherwise he's just a clockwork orange, except the opposite of an orange because he isn't bright and juicy he's wild and mean

[The Snapshot Killer]

that was cool

yeah i'll be honest i really only watched that because i'm from colorado, but it's really a good place for a killer story cause we have some wierd ass people here, lol, yeah it was really good, it kinda seemed like the style of animation didnt really fit the dark theme though, it just seemed to bright and sort of cartoony and it took away from the film a little bit for me, but still it was really good
and i just wanted to say we have a beaujos (the pizza place in colorado springs) in fort collins too, they have tommy knockers though, good shit

Dasneviano responds:

You meant Idaho Springs, right? 'Cause they don't have BeauJo's in Colorado Springs. Also, I don't drink beer, so I've never been to Tommyknockers, but my friends said it's pretty good.
And yeah, Colorado is perfect for this story, it's a creepy place with weird people wrapped up with the cries of scary crows!

[Mario And Friends Goof Up]

lol

haha, i liked the part where you misspelled concious
that was funny in a very "snakes on a plane" sort of way, not that it's nearly as good as snakes on a plane but if you look at it the same way i think you can get a lot more out of it
this seems like the kinda thing you either give a 0 or a 10 to, and since i dont wanna give it a 0 i gave it a 10, lol

[Madness: Deus Ex Machina]

oh that was so cool

that was awesome, if you ask me it was just as good as madness in a different way

but seriously, you should make this into a game, like almost exactly the same with the over the top moves and weapons and shit, except make it longer and have like checkpoints every five rooms or so, and keep the people that suck just so you can have fun killing them, if you did it well it would probably be my favorite game ever, and that'd be sweet

[Splash Attack]

Hahaha

haha oh man that's really awesomely hilarious, yeah blue was really funny but i thought red was hilarious too just cause everything he says is all lame like the show and stuff, like "you can do it magikarp, i believe in you", i enjoyed that lol, it just played random ones each time didnt it? i'd think more people would figure that out, oh well it was great and original

[Ella]

you spelled losing wrong

just wanted to point that out

good movie, kindof strange and i'm not too sure i got the point, entertaining though